Day 18

I do what I do because I'm honorable.
I do what I do because I'm charitable.
I do what I do out of love.

I do things I like to do because they make me feel good.
And I do things I don't like to do, or don't want to do,
Because I see some good in it.
And if there is no good in it,
If all hope for intrigue is dashed and all hope for initiative is invisible,
I do it for the greater good.

I give aid because I want to, not because it's expected.
I know there are people who are out there who love people.
I know there are people out there who love doing things.
I know these things are important to these people, and I will never hesitate to make them happier than they can ever feasibly imagine, even if whatever I must do is so terrible and heinous that I can not even stand it. I am here for the better good of those I call friends.
I am here to make you happy.
I spare no expense.